Friday, April 18, 2008

even more brocabulary.

so, I found out that I am not the only one who uses the term "Brocabulary." In fact there are lots of people that use it...and even more people that have lists of Brocab online.

Here are a few more...some of my originals...some from other sites...

Bronneville: The newest car from Pontiac...its designed for Bro's...

Bro-Mobile: Either yer bro's whip, or a bro vehicle used to get you deep into the backcountry for a serious Brodeo. ex: Bro, can I borrow your bromobile to go build a kicker in the backcountry?"

Hebrow- The language that jewish Bro's speak! ex: What does it say on that bro's Mennorah? I don't know man, I don't speak Hebrow."

Broquet: A gift of flowers for a bor (maybe purchased at Broflowers.com) OR a lawn game played with your bro's.

Brotest: a time when bro's form together to get loud and make a point. ex: "Bro, I am gonna go down to Taos and brotest the ban on snowboarding."

Bro-Do: (pronounced Bro-dough) this is a local place in Denver...(LoDo) where many a Bro is seen on a friday night!

Bronasium: the place where the bros go to flex, play basketball and shower with dudes...gross!

Bromageddon: The day when all the bro's for together and form one big BRO and take over the world...I think Ben Afflec is in this one?

Brofessional: a pro bro. A bro who is in a tie by day but likes to bro down at night! (often spotted at Cell Phone kiosks in the mall.) Often heard from a brofessional: "Hey bro, what cell plan do you have?"

Bronocchio: What you call a bro liar.

Broner: When a bromance goes too far and your bro's call you out! "bro, go easy on the bro-crush..I think yer getting a Broner over Bam!"

Bronoculars: what you use to safely view bro's at a distance. ex: "bro, the only way to scope out BroDo is from coors field with some bronoculars"