Wednesday, August 20, 2008

from a NW bro!!!!

This is a list from some Bro's in the Northwest!
Disclaimer: I do not advocate using potty mouth like these bro's do...


BROkin: a fellow bro

BROfessional-someone skilled in the art of broing down

BROrate: paying less because you’re BROkin

BROtate: “dude, you brotally over BROtated that front 9!”

BROdacious: bill and tedd level BROness, aquired only after years of keg stands and atomic wedgies.

BRA- you’ll probably get hit in the face if you say this to a non BRO

BROcation- general skillsets passed from one bro to another (ie, binge drinking, fist fighting, date rape, random acts of dumbness)

BROnation- aka the frat house

BROtest- generally a non violent gathering of BRO’s falsely rallying against something.
“are you going to the animal rights BROtest this weekend, there should be some bitches there.”

BROcolli: a nickname for a BRO with an STD

BROficient:

BROmo- a gay BRO

BROmosapian: the BRO species

BROmo-erectus: an ancient prediciary of the BROmosapian

BROasting: a BRO spouting off about his liquor tolerance or how much vagina he’s torn up.

BROtein:

BROtegy:

Tai-kwan-BRO
Broseph Smith- a make believe prophet for mormon bro’s.



WELL DONE BRENNAN AND YOUR BRO ROOMMATE!!!!

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