overheard in "Bro-ulder"

overheard while bro-ing out in Satellite Boardshop...


Kinsey (after a gnar rain storm): "Gotta wait to skate when the sun is shining and the streets are not." "wow, that was poetic."

Charlie: "that was Bro-etic"




AMAZING!

so good it needed to be posted within minutes of hearing it.
{I am in satellite while typing this.}

word up kinsey and charles!!!!!

Pennywise-"bro Hymn"

would this be complete without this song?

bro-rape. it could happen to you!

you might need to look this one up on you tube...

I am not sure I want to be attached to this one...

just look up bro rape on youtube.



"whose CD is this...I love Jack Johnson...
Me too, lets go up to my room and talk about it."

its a little rough...be warned!

-signed...your friend chad.

don't tase me bro!

bro chick.

new word.

Bro-Ho: a chick who is 'bouty-bout-it' with the local bro's and is not afraid to, as the kids say, "hook up" with lots of bros...maybe even bros bros. That is bad news!

a contributing bro from minnesota!

The Following is an email I got:


Hi Shawn,

My name's Luke, I think we've met before, I'm a friend of Heather's. She showed me your brocabulary blog, I love it. I have an addition to offer:

Broletariat:

Broles for short. These are the blue-collar bros. Often members of bro unions, such as Minneapolis Brocal #21. Often thought to be communists, they're really just harmless brocialists.

-Luke.


------and then I got a follow up email as follows:----------



Also, a clarification on Brocialism:

It is the system of thought that naturally arose when too many bros found themselves saying "Hey man, that's not fair!" The Bromanian Brocialist party came dangerously close to the establishment of a police state, but it was defeated with cries of "don't taze me, bro!"

-Luke



One of the best submissions yet!!! Nice work Luke! (he must be a smarty pants bro! He used big Bro Words...)
sg

gettin proper from Matt.

my buddy matt sent me an email...he's gettin all bro on me too!!!!!


Bro-noun

In linguistics and grammar, a bronoun is a bro-form that substitutes for a noun phrase (including a noun phrase consisting of a single noun) with or without a determiner, such as bro and broseph in English. The replaced phrase is the antecedent of the bronoun.

For example, consider the sentence "John told Alice he was a professional snowboarder." All three nouns in the sentence can be replaced by bronouns: "The bro told the bro ho he was a brofessional."


Now thats Proper bro-speak.
sg