Insert your BRO here!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
from a NW bro!!!!
This is a list from some Bro's in the Northwest!
Disclaimer: I do not advocate using potty mouth like these bro's do...
BROkin: a fellow bro
BROfessional-someone skilled in the art of broing down
BROrate: paying less because you’re BROkin
BROtate: “dude, you brotally over BROtated that front 9!”
BROdacious: bill and tedd level BROness, aquired only after years of keg stands and atomic wedgies.
BRA- you’ll probably get hit in the face if you say this to a non BRO
BROcation- general skillsets passed from one bro to another (ie, binge drinking, fist fighting, date rape, random acts of dumbness)
BROnation- aka the frat house
BROtest- generally a non violent gathering of BRO’s falsely rallying against something.
“are you going to the animal rights BROtest this weekend, there should be some bitches there.”
BROcolli: a nickname for a BRO with an STD
BROficient:
BROmo- a gay BRO
BROmosapian: the BRO species
BROmo-erectus: an ancient prediciary of the BROmosapian
BROasting: a BRO spouting off about his liquor tolerance or how much vagina he’s torn up.
BROtein:
BROtegy:
Tai-kwan-BRO
Broseph Smith- a make believe prophet for mormon bro’s.
WELL DONE BRENNAN AND YOUR BRO ROOMMATE!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not advocate using potty mouth like these bro's do...
BROkin: a fellow bro
BROfessional-someone skilled in the art of broing down
BROrate: paying less because you’re BROkin
BROtate: “dude, you brotally over BROtated that front 9!”
BROdacious: bill and tedd level BROness, aquired only after years of keg stands and atomic wedgies.
BRA- you’ll probably get hit in the face if you say this to a non BRO
BROcation- general skillsets passed from one bro to another (ie, binge drinking, fist fighting, date rape, random acts of dumbness)
BROnation- aka the frat house
BROtest- generally a non violent gathering of BRO’s falsely rallying against something.
“are you going to the animal rights BROtest this weekend, there should be some bitches there.”
BROcolli: a nickname for a BRO with an STD
BROficient:
BROmo- a gay BRO
BROmosapian: the BRO species
BROmo-erectus: an ancient prediciary of the BROmosapian
BROasting: a BRO spouting off about his liquor tolerance or how much vagina he’s torn up.
BROtein:
BROtegy:
Tai-kwan-BRO
Broseph Smith- a make believe prophet for mormon bro’s.
WELL DONE BRENNAN AND YOUR BRO ROOMMATE!!!!
Thursday, July 3, 2008
bro beer?!?
So there I was, enjoying one of my favorite brews and the Bro-gods spoke to me...I opened up a bottle of the great, Moose Drool Brown Ale and there it was...a subtle message telling me I was on the right track!
Monday, June 9, 2008
another BRO list.
Brolific: an expecially fruitful BRO
BroBation: "bro, my bro, Chad, is getting out of lockdown, but he got 2yrs of brobation"
Brolex: what bro's have on their wrist to tell time. You might buy these off the street from a sketchy dude in a van.
Broknowledgy: how good are you at the bro-knowledge?
Broficient: I am pretty broficient in my broknowledgy.
Bronunciation: How you pronounce "Bro" Words.
Broincidence: what happens when you run into a fellow bro at a place where you might not see a bro. "Bro, thats weird, you, at a library, what a Broincidence"
Brobonics: what they speak in Browanda.
Bro-Mitzvah: When a little bro becomes becomes a man.
Broing out: When a bunch of bro's are busy hangin out...most likely talking about how wasted they got, or how many chicks they nailed...or how great that last frat party was. This often happens in or near the Bro-muda Triangle.
Bro-muda Triangle: when three bros get together...its bound to happen...but don't get lost or disappear...
Brolaroid: The quick and easy way to take great low quality instant crappy photos of your fellow bro's.
Brofound: either when a bro gets lost and then found, or a deep thought out of a bro's mouth...
BROTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!: what a bro says in combination of Totally Bro!
BroBation: "bro, my bro, Chad, is getting out of lockdown, but he got 2yrs of brobation"
Brolex: what bro's have on their wrist to tell time. You might buy these off the street from a sketchy dude in a van.
Broknowledgy: how good are you at the bro-knowledge?
Broficient: I am pretty broficient in my broknowledgy.
Bronunciation: How you pronounce "Bro" Words.
Broincidence: what happens when you run into a fellow bro at a place where you might not see a bro. "Bro, thats weird, you, at a library, what a Broincidence"
Brobonics: what they speak in Browanda.
Bro-Mitzvah: When a little bro becomes becomes a man.
Broing out: When a bunch of bro's are busy hangin out...most likely talking about how wasted they got, or how many chicks they nailed...or how great that last frat party was. This often happens in or near the Bro-muda Triangle.
Bro-muda Triangle: when three bros get together...its bound to happen...but don't get lost or disappear...
Brolaroid: The quick and easy way to take great low quality instant crappy photos of your fellow bro's.
Brofound: either when a bro gets lost and then found, or a deep thought out of a bro's mouth...
BROTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!: what a bro says in combination of Totally Bro!
brotograph
Brotograph: a great photo of some bro's.
IE:
"Flatbiller Fashion - The Bro Jersey
Friday, April 21, 2006
Some bros love these shiny sleeveless shirts. Their primary function is to show off new tats.
Where do you buy these?"
Thursday, May 22, 2008
overheard in "Bro-ulder"
overheard while bro-ing out in Satellite Boardshop...
Kinsey (after a gnar rain storm): "Gotta wait to skate when the sun is shining and the streets are not." "wow, that was poetic."
Charlie: "that was Bro-etic"
AMAZING!
so good it needed to be posted within minutes of hearing it.
{I am in satellite while typing this.}
word up kinsey and charles!!!!!
Kinsey (after a gnar rain storm): "Gotta wait to skate when the sun is shining and the streets are not." "wow, that was poetic."
Charlie: "that was Bro-etic"
AMAZING!
so good it needed to be posted within minutes of hearing it.
{I am in satellite while typing this.}
word up kinsey and charles!!!!!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
bro-rape. it could happen to you!
you might need to look this one up on you tube...
I am not sure I want to be attached to this one...
just look up bro rape on youtube.
"whose CD is this...I love Jack Johnson...
Me too, lets go up to my room and talk about it."
its a little rough...be warned!
-signed...your friend chad.
I am not sure I want to be attached to this one...
just look up bro rape on youtube.
"whose CD is this...I love Jack Johnson...
Me too, lets go up to my room and talk about it."
its a little rough...be warned!
-signed...your friend chad.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
bro chick.
new word.
Bro-Ho: a chick who is 'bouty-bout-it' with the local bro's and is not afraid to, as the kids say, "hook up" with lots of bros...maybe even bros bros. That is bad news!
Bro-Ho: a chick who is 'bouty-bout-it' with the local bro's and is not afraid to, as the kids say, "hook up" with lots of bros...maybe even bros bros. That is bad news!
Friday, April 25, 2008
a contributing bro from minnesota!
The Following is an email I got:
Hi Shawn,
My name's Luke, I think we've met before, I'm a friend of Heather's. She showed me your brocabulary blog, I love it. I have an addition to offer:
Broletariat:
Broles for short. These are the blue-collar bros. Often members of bro unions, such as Minneapolis Brocal #21. Often thought to be communists, they're really just harmless brocialists.
-Luke.
------and then I got a follow up email as follows:----------
Also, a clarification on Brocialism:
It is the system of thought that naturally arose when too many bros found themselves saying "Hey man, that's not fair!" The Bromanian Brocialist party came dangerously close to the establishment of a police state, but it was defeated with cries of "don't taze me, bro!"
-Luke
One of the best submissions yet!!! Nice work Luke! (he must be a smarty pants bro! He used big Bro Words...)
sg
Hi Shawn,
My name's Luke, I think we've met before, I'm a friend of Heather's. She showed me your brocabulary blog, I love it. I have an addition to offer:
Broletariat:
Broles for short. These are the blue-collar bros. Often members of bro unions, such as Minneapolis Brocal #21. Often thought to be communists, they're really just harmless brocialists.
-Luke.
------and then I got a follow up email as follows:----------
Also, a clarification on Brocialism:
It is the system of thought that naturally arose when too many bros found themselves saying "Hey man, that's not fair!" The Bromanian Brocialist party came dangerously close to the establishment of a police state, but it was defeated with cries of "don't taze me, bro!"
-Luke
One of the best submissions yet!!! Nice work Luke! (he must be a smarty pants bro! He used big Bro Words...)
sg
Thursday, April 24, 2008
gettin proper from Matt.
my buddy matt sent me an email...he's gettin all bro on me too!!!!!
Bro-noun
In linguistics and grammar, a bronoun is a bro-form that substitutes for a noun phrase (including a noun phrase consisting of a single noun) with or without a determiner, such as bro and broseph in English. The replaced phrase is the antecedent of the bronoun.
For example, consider the sentence "John told Alice he was a professional snowboarder." All three nouns in the sentence can be replaced by bronouns: "The bro told the bro ho he was a brofessional."
Now thats Proper bro-speak.
sg
Bro-noun
In linguistics and grammar, a bronoun is a bro-form that substitutes for a noun phrase (including a noun phrase consisting of a single noun) with or without a determiner, such as bro and broseph in English. The replaced phrase is the antecedent of the bronoun.
For example, consider the sentence "John told Alice he was a professional snowboarder." All three nouns in the sentence can be replaced by bronouns: "The bro told the bro ho he was a brofessional."
Now thats Proper bro-speak.
sg
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
another addition...
so "Jibby Shredepenning" sent me another one for the list:
here was her email...
"I got a new word for brocabulary... swellbro like a bro after a fight he is all swollen cause he just got pounded!!!! similar to swellbow...
libster"
I would agree...simiilar to swellbow, but with a lot more "bro" maybe 'swellbow' with a side order of 'visor beanie'
here was her email...
"I got a new word for brocabulary... swellbro like a bro after a fight he is all swollen cause he just got pounded!!!! similar to swellbow...
libster"
I would agree...simiilar to swellbow, but with a lot more "bro" maybe 'swellbow' with a side order of 'visor beanie'
Monday, April 21, 2008
is my wife a bro?
so Jeanette came up with a real good one yesterday...
Bro-Mitzvah: when a young jewish Bro besomes a man! It might even be when he learns how to speak He-Bro...
Bro-Mitzvah: when a young jewish Bro besomes a man! It might even be when he learns how to speak He-Bro...
Friday, April 18, 2008
Bro.ra Spence.
So I sent the link to my friend Laura...(shes a total reference genius...) and she comes back with...
"Let me tap into my bro-lific word bank with all kinds of slanging bro-how and get back to you..."
and 45 minutes later she drops a bomb like this:
1) Barack Bro.bama: The original bro. The bro who's got bros in every possible area code.
2) bro.ken: Like, really broken. And not getting fixed till all the Cheetos are gone and 'The Simpsons' is over.
3) Bro.mer Simpson: The bro who's always looking for more bro.ugh (the stuff that buys the beer).
4) neighbro.hood: Where all the bros hang and greet each bro.ther in passing with, 'What up, Bro?'
5) mixed ebro.tions: Not knowing whether to hang out with one group of bros or another group of bros.
6) bro.pitch softball: The sport where the bros play together in bro.therly love (and pitch a little faster than the girls.)
7) eye.bro: The hair above a bro's eyes that's never getting plucked or shaved, even if it is a uni.bro
8) Bro.magnon Man: The bro.riginal bro. (Yeah, bro. Even BEFORE Bro.bama)
9) Bro.hemian Rhapsody: That awesome song by Queen that the bros sing in the car on the way to harass Officer Bro.harski and eat jelly bro.nuts.
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Some people just got the touch...
"Let me tap into my bro-lific word bank with all kinds of slanging bro-how and get back to you..."
and 45 minutes later she drops a bomb like this:
1) Barack Bro.bama: The original bro. The bro who's got bros in every possible area code.
2) bro.ken: Like, really broken. And not getting fixed till all the Cheetos are gone and 'The Simpsons' is over.
3) Bro.mer Simpson: The bro who's always looking for more bro.ugh (the stuff that buys the beer).
4) neighbro.hood: Where all the bros hang and greet each bro.ther in passing with, 'What up, Bro?'
5) mixed ebro.tions: Not knowing whether to hang out with one group of bros or another group of bros.
6) bro.pitch softball: The sport where the bros play together in bro.therly love (and pitch a little faster than the girls.)
7) eye.bro: The hair above a bro's eyes that's never getting plucked or shaved, even if it is a uni.bro
8) Bro.magnon Man: The bro.riginal bro. (Yeah, bro. Even BEFORE Bro.bama)
9) Bro.hemian Rhapsody: That awesome song by Queen that the bros sing in the car on the way to harass Officer Bro.harski and eat jelly bro.nuts.
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Some people just got the touch...
Jer wins a Bro.phy!
just got one in from the VansColorado myspace page...
Thanks Jer.
"wheres BROophy? as in: Brosif i just won the snowboarder extreme rider dealy thing and won this brophy! im the best ever! i have this brophy to show off now."
Brophy: "What a bro wins when he gets first in a bro snowboarder contest." ex: Bro, I am totally gonna put this new brophy in my brophy room with all my other brophies and medals..."
And Another!
Thanks Zink!
Bronado: when you get too many bro's in a circle pit it can cause a bronado! Watch out!
one I thought of this morning, and then had confirmed by Zink is:
Broulder, CO: The wonderful city that hosts bros, hippies, bros, ugg boots, bros, frats, bros, satellite, bros and football!!! Yeah Sports! ex: "Bro, I am totally gonna go to CU Broulder for school, they got hotties, bro parties, and lots of weed bro. I love Broulder!"
Thanks Jer.
"wheres BROophy? as in: Brosif i just won the snowboarder extreme rider dealy thing and won this brophy! im the best ever! i have this brophy to show off now."
Brophy: "What a bro wins when he gets first in a bro snowboarder contest." ex: Bro, I am totally gonna put this new brophy in my brophy room with all my other brophies and medals..."
And Another!
Thanks Zink!
Bronado: when you get too many bro's in a circle pit it can cause a bronado! Watch out!
one I thought of this morning, and then had confirmed by Zink is:
Broulder, CO: The wonderful city that hosts bros, hippies, bros, ugg boots, bros, frats, bros, satellite, bros and football!!! Yeah Sports! ex: "Bro, I am totally gonna go to CU Broulder for school, they got hotties, bro parties, and lots of weed bro. I love Broulder!"
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